VILLAGERS:	OMG THE UNDEAD ARE RISING
LEAH:	ITS JUST UNCLE DECKARDS CRAZY STORIES
*VILLAGER GETS HEAD EATEN OFF
LEAH:	AGAIN, JUST STORIES, I ASSURE YOU
*NAKED OUT OF PLACE WITCH DOCTOR SHOWS UP
LEAH:	I TOTALLY TRUST YOU COMPLETELY, LETS GO FIND UNCLE DECKARD
LEAH:	LOOK THERE HE IS, FELL DOWN 100 FEET OR SO BUT HES FINE
*EVERYONE GOES BACK TO TOWN
DECKARD CAIN:	RANDOM WITCH DOCTOR, GO KILL THE SKELETON KING, HE RESURRECTED JUST BECAUSE THIS ENTIRE ACT IS A DIABLO 1997 REFERENCE
WITCH DOCTOR:	K
*WITCH DOCTOR KILLS SKELETON KING AND FINDS A NAKED BLACK MAN
WITCH DOCTOR:	YO DECKARD, I FOUND THIS NAKED BLACK DUDE
DECKARD CAIN:	K GO FIND HIS SWORD PIECES
WITCH DOCTOR:	Y????
DECKARD CAIN:	DUNNO LMAO, JUST A GUESS
*MAGDA SHOWS UP
MAGDA:	I COME FROM WORLD OF WARCRAFT TO DESTROY U
WITCH DOCTOR:	K LMAO ALREADY GOT THE SWORD PIECES
MAGDA:	DAMN!!!!! ILL JUST GO STEAL THAT NAKED BLACK DUDE AND PROLONG THIS ACT FOR NO REASON
*SHOOTS FIRE AT CAIN, STEALS BLACK MAN
LEAH:	STORIES KILLED MY UNCLE!!!!!!!!!
WITCH DOCTOR:	PRETTY SURE MAGDA DID, NUB
*WITCH DOCTOR RUNS TO SAVE BLACK MAN
WITCH DOCTOR:	OMG THE BUTCHER, ANOTHER POINTLESS RESURRECTION OF A 1997 DIABLO CHARACTER WITH NO EXPLANATION
BUTCHER:	AH FRESH MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!
*BUTCHER DIES, BLACK MAN SAVED
TYRAEL:	YO HERE I AM FOOL
WITCH DOCTOR:	WHY U BLACK NOW DOG?
TYRAEL:	TOKEN BLACK ANGEL LMAOOOOO
*GOES TO ACT 2
VILLAGERS:	OMG THE PRINCE SENT ALL THE GUARDS AWAY
WITCH DOCTOR:	HE MUST BE BELIAL IN DISGUISE
LEAH:	NO, NO WAY, LET'S GO ON A POINTLESS QUEST TO DO A BUNCH OF CRAP DESPITE THE FACT THAT WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
ADRIA:	HEY DAUGHTER SUP
LEAH:	OH HEY MOMS, JUST MORE STORIES TEEHEE
ADRIA:	WE MUST GET THE BLACK SOULSTONE USING THIS OLD HORADRIM DUDE THAT CREATED IT
WITCH DOCTOR:	K
*WITCH DOCTOR RECOVERS THE SOULSTONE:
WITCH DOCTOR:	WAIT, HOW DID THE SOULS OF THE OTHER 5 DEMONS GET IN HERE ALREADY?
ADRIA:	DON'T WORRY BOUT IT DOG... CHRIS METZEN
WITCH DOCTOR:	GOT IT!
BELIAL:	I AM THE WORST LIAR EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WITCH DOCTOR:	WE KNOW
*CAPTURES SOUL
*GOES TO ACT 3
AZMODAN:	YO DAWG, ATTACKING UR RAMPARTS
WITCH DOCTOR:	THANKS FOR THE LEAD BRO
AZMODAN:	HEY NP DAWG, ATTACKING UNDERNEATH NOW
WITCH DOCTOR:	HEY DUDE THANKS AGAIN, COULDNT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT U
AZMODAN:	ANYTIME, HEY COME TO MY PLACE SO WE CAN SMOKE SOME BLOW
*WITCH DOCTOR GOES TO THE HEART OF SIN
WITCH DOCTOR:	YO I BROUGHT THE WEED
AZMODAN:	SWEET DAWG, BEING A WARLORD IS TOUGH
WITCH DOCTOR:	JK LMAO, GOT UR SOUL
*GOES BACK TO BASE
WITCH DOCTOR:	OMG LEAH IS THE PRIIIIIIME EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!
ADRIA:	YEA PLANNED THIS 20 YEARS AGO DOG
WITCH DOCTOR:	BUT, AGAIN, HOW DID U GET ALL THE SOULS IN HERE IF YOU JUST NOW GOT THE BLACK SOULSTONE?
ADRIA:	CHRIST METZEN
WITCH DOCTOR:	GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!
*GOES TO ACT 4
DIABLO:	WELCOME TO MY REALM OF TEAR-OR!!!!!!!!! I AM THE PRIME EEEEVILLLLL
WITCH DOCTOR:	WHY DON'T YOU LOOK LIKE A COMBINATION OF ALL THE EVILS THEN???
DIABLO:	I DUNNO... ASK CHRIS METZEN
WITCH DOCTOR:	K
DIABLO:	CAN YOU TELL I'M A GIRL THIS GAME??? I CAN'T STOP TALKINGGGGGGG
DIABLO:	LOOK TYRAEL, UR OLD LIEUTENANT
TYRAEL:	WAIT, HOW DID IZUAL COME BACK?
DIABLO:	CHRIS METZEN MADE IT HAPPENNNNNNNNNN
IZUAL:	I AM BACK FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASONNNNNNN
*IZUAL DIES
DIABLO:	HE WAS USELESS ANYWAY, COEM KILL MEEEEE
*WITCH DOCTOR ENTERS REALM OF TERROR
DIABLO:	WELCOME TO MY REALM OF TEAR-ORRRRRR, NO ONE HAS EVER ESCAPED
*DIABLO DIES
TYRAEL:	WE DID IT BOYS... ANGELS.... AND MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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